kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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