Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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