I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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