WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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