To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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