Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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