Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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