i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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