i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize