I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He has the fingertips of a God
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