birth control should be required to get into college
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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