And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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