Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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