she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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