Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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