i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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