If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
did i walk over a car last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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