Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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