so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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