yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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