So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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