so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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