i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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