nutella sex= disaster
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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