What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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