I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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