i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
