Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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