Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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