Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Randomize
