i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
