I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
