I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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