good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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