suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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