I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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