Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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