Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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