So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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