yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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