You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
