i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
