it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Farmville is her only friend.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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