i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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