He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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