I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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