Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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