So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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