I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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