North Korea, Best Korea!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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