For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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