im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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