I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I love you. Go after that dick
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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