The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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