your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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