Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
