waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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