She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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